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Lift Heavy.
Laugh Harder.

Funny gym shirts and hoodies for people who take their reps seriously — and themselves a whole lot less so.

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Smiling lifter in a gym wearing a black t-shirt with a funny cat holding a protein shaker
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PB. (Personal Best.)

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Caffeine, Cardio, Dad Bod, Gym Humor, Leg Day, and Protein. Six personalities, one punchline each.

Caffeine

Espresso is a pre-workout. Fight us.

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Cardio

For people who run. Or at least joke about it.

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Dad Bod

Built by reps. Maintained by snacks.

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Gym Humor

Laughing between sets counts as cardio.

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Leg Day

Stairs fear you. Jeans rarely fit.

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Protein

Protein before problems.

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Lightweight, breathable, and built to move — 100% polyester. Jokes that work as hard as you do.

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